Thought the relationship between 16-year-old Courtney Stodden and 51-year-old Doug Hutchison couldn't get creepier? Well, her mom just raised the creepy factor to 11.
Are you eating? If you are, please come back to this story once your food is fully digested. Otherwise, you might just lose it over this: Courtney Stodden's mother revealed to RadarOnline that her daughter is on birth control.
Mother of the year Krista Stodden was actually the person who recommended that Hutchison, 51, marry her teen daughter after a four-month online courtship.
"It was Krista who said, 'You know, you guys could get married if you want. There are ways to do that. There are certain states,'" Hutchison said in an interview with Good Morning America.
So, are the sweet-and-innocent couple planning on having a family soon?
"She's making sure as much as she can at this time that it isn't happening," Krista Stodden said.
"She's on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children," she added. "I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years."
Young Courtney would have the baby if she did get pregnant, though.
"If something happens, we do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be OK, but they're not trying for a baby now," Krista said.
Remember, the bride said she was a virgin when she married Hutchison. Now they're talking birth control and children? Something really isn't right here -- and Courtney is the victim.
"We're in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer, and we're talking about the possibility of bringing it to network," the Z-list actor told an Australian reality show.
"It's going to be a reality show like no other," his teen bride chimed in, holding one of the couple's two dogs.
Uh, yeah. If it's anything like their past interviews, it'll definitely be interesting. However, it'll venture on super-duper-icky-disgusting if it's anything like Stodden's tweets.
"Off to run my productive-fulfilled errands under the humid sky, while nothing but utter sex-appeal slowly drips from my rill curvy-bod. ;-x" Stodden tweeted earlier this week. Remember, the chick is 16.
"While Doug prepares a delicious din-din, I arouse his appetite by shakin it on the kitchen counter to "Car Candy" ... Just doin' my job! ;-)" she wrote on another tweet.
We don't want any part of this. Sure, it's bound to be hilarious -- but do we really want to see this couple together? No, we'd feel like we need to sign up for some offender list.
We'll wait for Stodden's eventual appearance on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. You know that's coming in about a year.
Would you watch a Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison reality show?
Courtney Stodden is bringing her life as an underage bride to reality television. The teen bride and 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison promise "nothing is off limits" to the cameras.
Courtney Stodden has signed her name on the dotted line for a reality show deal. The 17-year-old and 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison are on their way to your television screen.
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Courtney Stodden's mom/manager Krista Stodden has arranged the reality show deal with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment. The 17-year-old, seen here during a Good Morning America appearance, promises a no holds barred look into her life as an unconventional newlywed.
"We are so excited to be working with Roy Bank, a great professional in this business,"Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison tell Radaronline. "We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company."
Courtney Stodden is the third wife of Doug Hutchison. The pair exchanged vows in Las Vegas on May 20 -- after her mother signed a consent form permitting her daughter to marry at the age of 16.
Krista Stodden adds, "They are going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."
As the world awaits the debut episode of Courtney Stodden's reality show, they can follow the teen bride on her official Twitter account. A sampling of entries to her 29,000 follows include:
Displaying my provocative physique around the house as it's dazzlingly saturated in soft-ticklish boa-feathers… Mmm… MEOW! ;-x
Lickin' a sucker as I boisterously bounce up & down on the bed while drenched in a soak 'n wet white mini-T & pink panties; Feelin Dangerous!
Dripping with dazzling diamonds — Bikini Style — as I get ready to crawl into the pool for a morning dip… Meow! Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.
In from running my tone lil' tush up & down several flights of stairs while sporting SEXY workout gear, 7 in. wedges & my pink pooch! XO ;-)
Will you be watching teen bride Coutney Stodden's new reality show?
Courntney Stodden has been banned from Facebook! The teen bride's sexy photos have received a big "thumbs-down" from the social networking giant.
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Courtney Stodden has been booted from the Facebook community for being too sexy, but her mom/manager Krista Keller says it's all just a case of jealousy.
On Wednesday, the social networking giant removed both Courtney Stodden's personal page and various fan pages dedicated to her. Facebook cited the "inappropriate sexual content" as the reason behind the removal.
Courtney Stodden, no longer welcome to share her photos or thoughts on Facebook, took to her personal Twitter page on Wednesday to vent about being banned. "Too sexy for facebook? ;)" the 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson wrote as she shared the photograph seen here.
Krista Keller, who gave permission for her daughter to marry at the age of 16, commented on the Facebook banning, telling E! News, "It's the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."
"There is nothing on her page you wouldn't find anywhere on Facebook!" Courtney Stodden's mom argued. "She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!"
Do you think Facebook was right to ban Courtney Stodden for her sexy photos?
"This page was removed in error and has been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused," Facebook reps wrote in a statement.
Stodden is relieved about the reversal, comparing her experience to cyber-bullying.
"I am so happy that I've brought attention to the problem that I have had for so many other people. I was cyber-bullied, and I hope this doesn't happen to other people," she told RadarOnline Friday.
Stodden's mom agreed.
"It's the jealousy from the women towards her," Krista Keller told E! "The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."
Keller said her daughter is nothing but an innocent teen.
"There is nothing on her page you wouldn't find anywhere on Facebook!" the mother added. "She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!"
Stodden might not be nude, but her tweets border between Godly and un-Godly creepy.
"Wrapping myself up inside of this lovely late night as my delicate loved ones joyously join me in sweet conjunction; Family is Bliss! ;-x" she wrote earlier this week.
First Facebook, now the pumpkin patch. Isn't there any place teen bride Courtney Stodden can be her sexy self without getting booted?
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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are legally married, and despite their 34-year age difference, they are free to get affectionate any place they'd like -- so long as it's not in public!
Courtney Stodden's pumpkin patch drama is a result of the 17-year-old teen bride's scantily clad attire and her inappropriate public display of affection with 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison. The pair were booted from a family pumpkin patch this weekend after onlookers complained of their behavior.
Decked out in shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush and a plaid shirt tied up to show off her stomach, Courtney Stodden drew the ire of the family-friendly pumpkin patch.
Presumably referring to the incident, the teen bride -- who has also gone a few rounds over photos too sexy for Facebook -- turned to a Bible passage to explain her views on Sunday. "Have a beautifully blessed Sunday!" she tweeted, then quoted, "'Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.' John 7:24."
Other recent messages from the 17-year-old, who wed with her mother's permission at age 16, include forays into alliteration such as:
Exotically crawling through such a kittenish day as my saucy senses playfully pounce on every single frisky fantasy that comes my way; Rawr!
Washing my whispering wants in nothing but the wondrous waters of the world. It's Wet & WILD Wednesday! XOs ;)
The daring deliciousness of the day is delicately dominating my down & dirty demeanor... Rawr! ;)
Though Courtney Stodden is carving out a path to fame not all would desire to be on, the power of her sexy photos and trouble-making isn't lost on the teen bride. Along with an image of her name topping search engine charts, the soon-to-be reality star writes, "Mmm... I have nothing but LOVE for my haters - Thank you. XOs."
Do you think the pumpkin patch was right to kick out Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden?
Courtney Stodden says she lives the life of a princess -- but she gives her much-older husband as good as she gets. Here what she told MTV about her Fab Life.
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Barely legal Courtney Stodden and her much-older husband Doug Hutchison are continuing on their mission to totally gross out the world. Next stop: Basic cable.
Stodden sat down with MTV to talk about her unconventional marriage for an episode of The Fab Life in what is sure to be a step towards the couple's own reality show.
So what's the big draw to 51-year-old Hutchison? He acts like her daddy.
"Doug is wonderful," she said. "He picks up my coffee beans that I spill on the floor. He picks up my foundation. He picks up my feathers from my big robe that I wear. My high heels are all over."
"So I have a wonderful life, a wonderful husband. So, a typical day for me, is like, a princess."
But Stodden couldn't let us go without getting in at least one gross-out comment. The teenager explained that for everything her father -- er, husband -- does for her, they basically take it out in trade.
"I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup's done," she said.
"I get up around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don't care about anything else. A typical day for me is crazy."
She also introduced her husband to such cutting-edge music as Maroon 5 and Train.
"There's fine lines in between what we share and what we teach each other," she explained. "I've turned him on to Maroon 5, Train and all the new awesome bands."
"It's so cute: Doug calls Maroon 5 'Monsoon 5.' He's like, 'YEAH! Monsoon 5!' It's so embarrassing, but it's darling, too."
Watch Courtney Stodden's interview on The Fab Life:
Many celebs go through that tough period where they are transitioning from struggling actor-wannabe-starlet to celebrity A, B, C or D status. Some celebrities don't make it to the top and instead come barreling down. And others fall all the way from the tip-top and hit rock bottom. Find out which celebs' statuses seriously fizzled in 2011.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Paz de la Huerta
Though Paz de la Huerta plays the saucy and feisty Lucy Danziger in HBO's Boardwalk Empire, she really does have that kind of zest in her. Known for many of her frowned-upon red carpet choices, she's also known for her flying fists. De la Huerta was charged with assault back in April for drunkenly punching The City's Samantha Swetra at The Standard in New York City and breaking a glass, which caused shards to stick into Swetra's leg. Needless to say, this hot mess is a bad influence off and on the silver screen.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Christina Aguilera
Not only did she mess up the words to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl XLV, but she was arrested for public intoxication in March and then there was also speculation that she abused her son after he was seen with a black eye. Now, she just needs to end her fat feud with Kelly Osbourne and maybe she can start getting out of the hot mess zone. Not to mention she could stand to scrape, like, five layers of makeup off of her face. She's starting to look more drag than diva.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.David Arquette
After having diarrhea of the mouth in his tell-all interview on Howard Stern about his sexless marriage to Courteney Cox, he quickly continued downhill. At the beginning of 2011, Arquette entered rehab for depression and alcohol abuse, which he quickly checked out of after 30 days. His affair with celeb-hungry wannabe Jasmine Waltz didn't help him either. But he did clean up his image a little bit after appearing on season 13 of Dancing With the Stars. But let's be honest, he's pretty much always rode on the crazy train.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Taylor Momsen
This year, the 17-year-old tarty Gossip Girl star managed to get even more X-rated by dressing in a corset, thigh-highs and a blingy garter belt at the Never Say Never premiere in February. This premiere included Justin Bieber fans, meaning children. Momsen also wrapped up her fourth season of Gossip Girl in May, which was her last season. After that she exposed herself while performing with her band, The Pretty Reckless, at the 2011 Download Festival at Donington Park in Leicestershire, England, and then again a few times after that. She now has dedicated all her time to being the front woman of her band with no plans of acting again. But maybe more plans of flashing her concertgoers.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Alec Baldwin
The 30 Rock actor, who is known for his feisty tweets and rants, almost made it through the year without making any dramatic scenes. But then a flight attendant asked him to turn off his phone while he was playing a game of Words With Friends so the plane could take off. Wrong move, lady. Baldwin then went into the bathroom and slammed the door, causing the pilot to come out. Basically, he got kicked off the American Airlines flight. He then posed as an American Airlines pilot and apologized to himself in a hilarious skit on Saturday Night Live. Such a drama queen, that one.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Amber Portwood
While we're being honest, it's pretty much a given that any gal on Teen Mom 2 is a hot mess, but Amber Portwood really takes the cake. After rejecting a plea deal for felony assault charges for assaulting her baby daddy Gary Shirley, she lost custody of her two-year-old daughter Leah in May. A few short weeks later, she attempted to kill herself but, obviously, didn't. She then vowed to go to rehab and just a little bit after that, she got in a drunken fight with a random girl at IHOP. To top it all off, she's hanging out in jail over the holidays for a parole violation. Bet she wishes she would have just shut up and ate her pancakes instead of just being herself.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Teresa Giudice
This Real Housewives of New Jersey reality star isn't all Fabulicious cookbooks and "happy wife, happy life" -- her character is a little more complex... a little more cray cray. Look, getting into all her crazy and dramatic antics is like telling someone Heidi Montag got plastic surgery. We've all seen it, heard it and read about it. Whether Giudice is calling Kim G. the "devil," taking catfights to Twitter, or talking about how Caroline Manzo is jealous of her, we saw it coming. Especially when she flipped up the table in the first season. She has hot mess written all over her and her new bubbies.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Lindsay Lohan
Besides the fact that trouble naturally lingers around this redhead, she really brings it upon herself. At the start of last year, Lindsay Lohan had just left rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic only to deal with grand theft charges for a necklace she allegedly stole, reunited with Samantha Ronson for a little bit, told her dad to shut up, was dropped from the Gotti movie, renewed her feud with Paris Hilton, got in a bar fight, partied with Paris Hilton, got a tattoo she shouldn't have, cleaned toilets at the morgue, posed for Playboy -- only to have the cover leak -- and had her purse stolen in Hawaii. Between all of this, she also was in court, in and out of jail and under house arrest 90 percent of the time. Talk about a busy bee!
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Courtney Stodden
First things first: At 16 years old, she thought it was a good idea to get married to her 51-year-old husband. Not to mention the fact that her parents were "totally cool" with it. Look, this isn't 1890. And not only are her tweets super scandalous but there's a good chance she's really 35 years old. And if you can't get enough of her or her crazy looks, there's talk of her and husband Doug Hutchison getting their own reality show. And also make sure to never bring your child to a pumpkin patch when she's there.
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Image may be NSFW. Clik here to view.Charlie Sheen
OK, we'll be honest, this was not Charlie Sheen's "winning" year. From partying with porn stars to heading to rehab to getting fired from the hit sitcom Two and a Half Men, he really did a number on himself, and, clearly, his body. This '80s star is no stranger to the Hollywood world, yet he let the celeb lifestyle swallow him whole. Not even his "Goddesses" or "Tiger Blood" could help him. Do we really need to go over his naughty-with-no-nice list this year? Or can you just trust us when we say that he's our number one hot mess of 2011?
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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have teamed up with Jason Alexander on the latest installment of Funny or Die. Did the curious couple and comedian create a winning skit? Watch!
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Courtney Stodden and husband Doug Hutchison are showing off their humorous side in the latest video for Funny or Die. What's so funny about a 16-year-old marrying a 51-year-old actor? Plenty, apparently.
Jason Alexander takes on the role of Donny Clay, a non-judgmental television host who has Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison on as guests. Though he's not interested in the young bride's breasts, Donny Clay does use his iPhone to closely examine the teen's misunderstood heart. Ha ha?
Krista Keller, mother and manager of Courtney Stodden, weighed in Thursday on rumors the pair was offended by the way the Funny or Die sketch poked fun at their unusual relationship.
"They were not at all offended," the mother of the infamous teen bride told E! News. "Courtney is so funny, and with her sense of humor, and Doug's too, they are able to be confident in who they are as people. They can take something and like it and laugh and be OK with it. They were the first ones to think it's a funny thing."
Krista Keller continued, "If someone spends the day with Courtney and Doug, they would win them over. They're able to rise above everything. With Courtney, it flows off her back like water off a duck's back. She's so secure, she can take anything and look at the funny side. Criticism does not get her down at all."
PETA may have just lost Khloe Kardashian as a celebrity advocate, but now they've got teen bride Courtney Stodden! Fair trade, right?
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Courtney Stodden is, you know, speaking out on behalf of PETA to encourage everyone to stop eating meat. The teen bride showed off her trademark cleavage and a few linguistic quirks in a new promo for the group, you know, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. You know?
The video, available for curious eyes here, features not only Courtney Stodden holding her pooch, but scenes of animal cruelty cut into her narration. Viewers be warned!
The 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison shared her deep thoughts about going vegetarian, pride in never having swallowed a hamburger in her short life, and a plea for others to consider going vegetarian for the sake of the animals. Courtney Stodden's video narration reads:
"I believe that there are so many animals in you know, shelters, that need homes. So if I’m going to welcome another, you know, companion into our home I would suggest going to a shelter and not only make them happy and live a healthy life, but save a life as well.
Well, growing up I always had a love for animals and I wasn’t really fond of eating meat or anything with a face because I just felt like it was an awful thing to do.
So just recently I switched to a vegetarian. I had my first Thanksgiving being vegetarian… I had a vegan dish… I never had a hamburger in my life soooo… I’m so glad I can say that. I never want to eat a hamburger.
You feel better, you know, within yourself, because you know that you’re not only saving animals you’re also helping the environment.
We really need to be the voice for them and help save lives that are going to be, you know, slaughtered."
It's been a rough week for PETA, who was dumped by Khloe Kardashian for their support of Kim Kardashian's flour-bombing. Losing Khloe and gaining Courtney -- it's not exactly what you'd call an upgrade, is it?
By the way, Courtney, we hope that's not a leather jacket your hubby is wearing in the photo above from December!
What do you make of Courtney Stodden joining on with PETA?
Teen bride Courtney Stodden is counting down the days to her 18th birthday, and wants the world to join along. The young wife of Doug Hutchison makes her YouTube video series debut with "My Foot Hurts."
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After Aug. 29 Courtney Stodden will no longer be an underage bride. The wife of actor Doug Hutchison is making the most of her final days free from the responsibility of voting with a new series of YouTube videos.
The series, entitled "Courtney's Countdown" kicked off Monday with a new video and message posted on the teen bride's YouTube account.
"Episode 1 in the continuous YouTube series of Courtney's Countdown to her 18th birthday," the description reads. "Watch her as she deals with a sprained foot injury. 135 days and counting…"
The first video, aptly titled "My Foot Hurts," appears to be a homemade reality show, focused on its star wearing skimpy clothing, ordering skimpier clothing for a new photo shoot and debating the safety of sky-high heels with husband Doug Hutchison.
Courtney Stodden's YouTube video starts out with the PETA spokesperson moaning "my foot hurts" while wearing insane heels and a tight dress around the house. Next viewers with an age-verified YouTube account are treated to the teen bride's phone conversation with her mother/manager, where she once again complains of foot pain while planning an outfit for an upcoming photo shoot.
"I want a really tight, tiny dress, as always," Courtney Stodden can be heard demanding.
We next find the video's subject wearing next-to-nothing while sitting on the couch next to 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison, still moaning about her foot. "It's the shoes, baby, I'm telling you," he tells her, exasperated. "Stop wearing the shoes!"
The 17-year-old is pictured here shopping at The Grove last month in shoes nearly identical to the "My Foot Hurts" culprits.
By the time Courtney Stodden's over five-minute YoutTube video wraps up, we find the teenager has gone to the doctor and been told her foot was sprained during a recent photo shoot which involved jumping.
"It's not because of my shoes," viewers see her happily tell Hutchison of the doctor's diagnosis. "What do you think of that?"
"I think I love you," he replied.
"I love you too," she returned. "And I love my high shoes!" The end.
It's fair to say reaction to the "My Foot Hurts" video has been mostly negative. One YouTube user commented, "This is nothing more than an online pilot for the reality TV show they're desperate for. And every comment is just another nail in the coffin, ensuring it goes ahead. We have only ourselves to blame."
Another pointed out the irony of the teen bride's age and YouTube's video restriction, writing, "Per the terms and conditions of Google, she isn't even old enough to watch her own video."
Nonetheless, over 59,000 pairs of eyes have already tuned into Courtney Stodden's YouTube video birthday countdown series.
Birthday girl Courtney Stodden addresses the question every pervert wants to know: Will she star in porn now that she's legal?
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What would Jesus do? That's what we're asking ourselves now that child bride — and professed Christian — Courtney Stodden said she'd consider doing porn now that she's 18.
"I'm not gonna say yes right now ... and I'm not gonna say no," she purred to TMZ on Wednesday.
Stodden became a household name in 2011 when she married 51-year-old former Lost actor Doug Hutchison when she was only 16. Since then, she's posed in a myriad of ridiculously inappropriate photoshoots and tweeted a variety of suggestive notes on the social media site.
Her mom — and, some would argue, her pimp — told ABC News that she's not surprised her young daughter is getting porn offers.
"In the back of my mind, I knew that would probably happen when she turned 18," Krista Stodden said. "We’re used to this. For some reason, people are really just fascinated with her."
Maybe because she's an 18-year-old that looks more like a 41-year-old stripper? Just a thought. However, Mama Stodden said her daughter might consider doing some nude photos in a tasteful nudie mag.
"Playboy, we have a lot of respect for," Krista said. "There have been a lot of wonderful women who posed for Playboy that have gone on to do really great things. [Courtney's] not ruling that one out at all."
For now, she's spending her birthday week with her new Italian Greyhound puppy and tweeting.
"Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday— it feels great to be legal! ;) Love you all xxx God Bless," she wrote on Wednesday.
We're going to go out on a limb and say we'll see Stodden nude by the end of the year.
Courtney Stodden has divorce on the brain just one day after her 18th birthday. The wife of Doug Hutchison is not only able to accept porn offers now that she's of legal age, she's also apparently adult enough to handle her parents' divorce news!
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Courtney Stodden's blissful 18th birthday has come to an abrupt end, thanks to her mom's divorce announcement.
Apparently through with staying together for their daughter's sake Courtney's mom and her father, Alex Stodden, are officially calling it quits.
"After being separated for a year, Alex and I are in the process of a divorce," Krista Keller, the mother who signed consent for her daughter to marry 52-year-old Doug Hutchison while underage, told E! News. "In truth, we've been living separate lives for many years.
"It is time we both pursue our own happiness," Krista Keller continued. "Courtney is the most important thing to the both of us and she knows how much both her parents and her husband love her, and that's what matters most."
In 2011, shortly after Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison wed, her mother commented, "We are totally supportive of this marriage. Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."
On her daughter's 18th birthday Krista Keller, self-described "momager" a la Kris Jenner, says it was business "as usual" -- fielding offers of varying adult degrees.
"She is taking it one day at a time," Keller said of Courtney Stodden's post-birthday porn opportunities. "She woke up today and was flooded with offers. Lots of the porn companies have put out happy birthday videos with lucrative contract offers."
No word yet from Courtney Stodden on news of her parents' divorce.
It’s unfair to place complete blame on any parent when her child acts up. Some moms are handed unusual circumstances or a genetic throwback. But with porn companies courting just-turned 18 Courtney Stodden and Lindsay in the headlines again for, oh, who cares -- we thought we’d showcase a few celebrities whose moms must have done something right…
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Beautiful Beyoncé’s career has been, by Hollywood’s standards, practically blemish-free. Beyoncé’s bond with her mother, Tina Knowles, is not news to anyone who has paid attention to this triple-threat performer over the years. Mama Knowles passed on her enviable genetic package, has lent emotional support from the days of Destiny’s Child, and managed to make Beyoncé the envy of women everywhere by modeling her mother’s fashion designs. Beyoncé has made headlines with her countless achievements, but not for late-night drinking binges, accidentally flashing the paparazzi as she falls into her hired SUV, or stiffing hotels for almost $50,000. How refreshing.
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Who wouldn’t want Goldie Hawn as a mother? She’s bright, perky, bubbly, funny, and she single-handedly managed to make messy, unkept hair and barely there breasts fashionable -- and then passed them on to daughter Kate! Kate’s raised an eyebrow or two for a half millisecond with some of her choices in men, but we’ve got friends in our daily lives who have done that. Big deal. Kate’s life, by celebrity standards, has been relatively drama-free and certainly void of stories about DUIs, unauthorized “borrowing,” and probation hearings. When we hear from Kate, it’s usually to tell us about her latest comedy or a new baby, all of which is delivered with a smile that makes you want to pinch her cheeks.
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Here again, Reese’s “scandals” to-date have been flashes of misfortune in her personal life, all of which she seems to have been corrected with her husband and soon-to-be baby-daddy, Jim Toth. Not much is known about Reese’s mom, Betty Witherspoon, other than she is suing Reese’s dad for bigamy because even though they have been separated, they were not divorced when Reese’s dad, Dr. John Witherspoon, remarried. Perhaps Reese is an example of succeeding in spite of her parents, not because of them. Reese is either brilliant at disguising dysfunction, or she is the smiling, happy, classy darling of the cinema that she appears to be. To date, there are no offers from the adult movie industry because she married a 50-year-old actor when she was 16 years old and has since done her best to project a highly sexualized image .
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What a breath of fresh air this glamorous and refined actress is. We have Anne’s mom, Kate McCauley Hathaway, who is a stage actress and singer to thank for paving the way for her talented daughter. Anne was raised with “really strong values,” which shows. Her biggest misstep to date appears to be her struggle with quitting smoking, which makes her look like Mary Poppins in the celebrity arena. Anne has been compared to July Garland and Audrey Hepburn, but more important, Anne has shown that you can be a talented thespian and enjoy tremendous success without being a tabloid princess. To all the moms out there who think they have a budding actress as a daughter, might we suggest picking up the phone and giving Kate a call.
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The beloved Blythe Danner, Gwynie’s mom, also bequeathed Mrs. Martin with acting ability coupled with grace. Yes, Gwyn gets on our nerves occasionally with her “must have” $90 T-shirts, strange baby names, gorgeous long blond locks, and an enviable frame that any designer dress hangs effortlessly from, but for all intents and purposes she seems to have settled into a successful career and motherhood devoid of scandals. Maybe Blythe can adopt Lindsay for a while and remind her that she has been gifted with great singing and acting abilities that should not be overshadowed by poor choices.
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Doug Hutchison may not have children, but he's got 18-year-old wife Courtney Stodden! The creepy comparison from the 52-year-old actor came about as tempers flared during a recent episode of VH1's Couples Therapy.
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Don't understand Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden's romance? Neither do fellow participants on VH1's Couples Therapy, who had the chance to tell the May-December pair their thoughts face to face.
In an exchange captured on camera, JoJo called out 52-year-old Doug Hutchison, who took Courtney as his wife when she was just 16, asking repeatedly, "Do you have any kids?"
"This is my child," he replied, referencing 18-year-old Courtney Stodden, seated next to him. "I'm raising my wife."
Fellow participant Nick Lamas-Richie then chimed in on the conversation, labeling Courtney "the trash all over the Internet.:
The insult is far from the only criticism of the curious couple's relationship. Access Hollywood's Billy Bush recently had at the pair as well.
"Why get permission from her parents to marry, why not just wait two years until she's 18?" the host inquired of his guests during an interview.
"A couple of reasons; life is unpredictable, and we need to live every day to the fullest,"Doug Hutchison offered in reply. "Courtney and I fell in love, and we're soulmates, and we needed to dive. She's 18 now. What would be the point to have waited until she's 18?"
Billy Bush shot back, "The psychological development, the emotional development in people ages 51 and 16 is giantly different."
Referencing other celebrity May-December romances, the actor retorted, "Our inspiration is people like Jon and Bo Derek. She was 15 and he was in his 40s. They had a 22-year marriage. She held his hand while he was on his deathbed."
Turning to Courtney Stodden, who said she met Doug online through friends, the entertainment news host continued, "But you're 16, and you're swaying all over the place. Like I have a 14-year-old daughter who is hormonal and emotional and changes her feelings about friends every 10 seconds."
She responded, "I wasn’t… if you asked Bo Derek, she would say the same thing. When you're an old soul, you're not going to fall in love with a 14-year-old boy... I was a Christian girl, and I wanted to save myself until I got married. Some people say that I waited a whole 16 years… that meant so much to me… We're still together. We've been married for a year and a half, almost."
Unconvinced, Billy Bush went on to blast Doug Hutchison, saying, "People are going to call you a pedophile and a pervert for meeting a young girl online. And they're not far off... You threw your career away."
Do you think Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden deserve such criticism?
Courtney Stodden's sexy clothes aren't just about turning heads, she swears. You might not realize it, but when the teen bride of Doug Hutchison flaunts her cleavage about town, she's actually saving lives.
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Courtney Stodden may be synonymous with sexy style and the descriptor "teen bride," but she's also a philanthropist of sorts.
Insisting her skimpy clothing has purpose other than attention-getting, the 18-year-old recently discussed her attire and marriage to actor Doug Hutchison during the taping of VH1's Couples Therapy.
"Courtney and Doug, tell me a little bit about the power in your relationship," the therapist inquired, as seen in a preview clip for an upcoming episode titled "Who's the Boss?".
Courtney Stodden responded first, stating, "I think that we, you know, fight for the power, you know both of us… but I think that in the majority of things I do have the power over the relationship."
A fairly reasonable answer. However, from there the high-heel drama diva got way off track.
When asked where her power comes from, Courtney Stodden rambled, "With certain things, that’s just the way that I dress. I have a passion. I am an advocate for having the right to be who you want to be, and there are people out there who don’t have a voice to dress the way they want to dress, look the way they want to look — due to the backlash and the actions of other people. I have saved many lives."
As fellow Couples Therapy participants rolled their eyes, the therapist interjected, "Stop right there," then tried to get the teen bride back on track. "For real… No more beauty pageant answers…"
Shayne Lamas, who was on the show to work on her relationship with husband Nik Richie, is one person who isn't buying Courtney Stodden's do-gooder story.
"Showing your deepest, darkest times in life with Courtney Stodden sitting there twiddling her f***ing thumbs, it was a definitely a challenging time..." Lamas said previously of their experience filming. "There were certain people giving it all and there were certain people that were answering show questions. That really got to me."
What do you think of Courtney Stodden's claim her sexy clothes are saving lives?
Courtney Stodden wants to be a serious singer, but her big coming out party at a West Hollywood gay bar has been canceled.
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Courtney Stodden — the wife/daughter of creepy Lost actor Doug Hutchison— is a lot of things, but she only wants to be called one thing: A singer. The 18-year-old blonde was set to perform her song "Reality" and do a pole dance at a West Hollywood gay bar on Nov. 21.
"I'm super excited, it's going to be such a fun night,"Stodden told E! News on Wednesday. "You can expect to see a whole lot of sexy — me singing live and super-hot backup dancers!"
Don't buy your tickets just yet: The bar has abruptly canceled her performance without comment, according to TMZ. The bar was apparently "fearful" of what the singer would bring into the club.
Read: Sketchy guys who get off on young girls writhing around on stage. Not exactly the target market of a West Hollywood gay club.
Don't be too sad, though: You can still hear Stodden's attempt to sing via her video for her 2010 song "Don't Put It On Me." The video for that ditty included a really sad pink poodle and lyrics like, "I've been shopping, I've been popping."
Yes, seriously.
Stodden wasn't planning on showing her girls during the club appearance, either. The porn-star-in-the-making say she's holding out for a Playboy cover to do that.
"Playboy, we have a lot of respect for," mom Krista said after her daughter turned 18. "There have been a lot of wonderful women who posed for Playboy that have gone on to do really great things. [Courtney's] not ruling that one out at all."
If you shuddered at the thought of Kate Major harboring a Michael Lohan love child, then you may not want to watch the TMZ clip in which DNA proves papa Lohan fathered an illegitimate daughter 17 years ago. This begs the question... are there even more little Lohans out there?
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Provocative pictures, experimenting with “recreational” substances, rumors of diva-tude… it would certainly seem that Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan are cut from the same cloth. Long gone are the days of their inauspicious starts as sugary sweet Disney darlings — Lindsay in The Parent Trap and Miley in Hannah Montana. Now, the girls spend their spare time slinking out of cars commando and espousing their opinions via Twitter. Miley hasn’t hit the legal scene quite like LiLo has, but hey… look at the example being set for her by her potential big half-sis!
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Taylor Momsen shot to fame as Jenny Humphrey on the CW series Gossip Girl, on which she plays an adolescent who started out as Daddy’s girl and then acted like a girl with real Daddy issues. Outside of acting, she flexes her rebellious ways as well — fronting the rock band The Pretty Reckless and sporting a signature Goth look of raccoon-inspired eyeliner paired with vampy corsets and such. And if there is one thing those Lohan girls have in spades, it’s attitude. Between the brooding and the bleached-blonde locks, it’s totes believable that Taylor could be kin to Linds.
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When it comes to hot messes, 18-year-old Courtney Stodden just about steals the show — which is especially impressive considering nobody even knew who she was until two years ago. It was then, at age 16, that Courtney signed up for an acting class taught by the, ahem, more mature Doug Hutchinson. The two began an online courtship before 51-year-old Doug discovered her age and, nevertheless, declared his love for the teen to her parents. And whaddaya know, they gave the pair the green light to get hitched . Now the aspiring model, actress, singer and pole dancer has secured a spot in Hollywood as that train wreck people can’t look away from. Hmm… that sounds familiar, huh?
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Let’s break this down a bit. Justin Bieber was raised by a single mother, hence opening the door for that "surprise, I'm your dad" made-for-TV moment. The 18-year-old has courted controversy for playing beer pong, puking onstage, making fun of Prince William’s receding hairline and shouting expletives on an airplane — all things that would undoubtedly make Michael Lohan one proud papa. And how fortunate would it be for him if the Biebs was his offspring? Then he’d have another mega-millionaire kid to exploit for his own personal agenda. We wouldn’t be surprised if news turns up soon that Michael has petitioned Maury Povich for a paternity test to try to link himself to Justin. Since the poor fella is nursing a broken heart from becoming newly sans-Selena Gomez, his vulnerable state makes him particularly appealing to LiLo’s pops.
